Stumping for Pumpkin

In response to this fall’s backlash against premature pumpkin spicing (which threatens to morph into a br0ader attack against the cloying flavoring), I propose the following rule when ordering overpriced coffee drinks or baked goods: if you’re not wearing a jacket or sweater, stick with the caramel and cinammon. 

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