Full Name: Augistine Guilford
Height: 5′ 5″
Weight: 180 lbs.
Build: Unimpressive but powerful, Lefty has a will even stronger than his body. He his perpetually dirty and seems almost proud of his notoriously bad breath.
Age: Although he legitimately can’t remember when he was born (“I was pretty young when that happened”), Lefty is “pretty sure” he is 61
Career Summary: Lefty (his name since childhood) dropped out of high school and began working at a garage in Bark Bay, which he eventually bought
Family: He has three siblings, all of whom live out of state. Both parents are deceased. He has never been married and had no children; however, he is a close friend of Double-J’s father, and took the boy in and essentially raised him on his own after his parents’ divorce.
Tag Phrase: A grating cackle with which he begins almost every sentence