THE BIRD You can’t take her away! She’s my mother!
QUEEN Sandra, dear — please calm down. It’s for the best.
TEDDY JASPER Your mother and I are business partners.
I have plans to take her to places that
She’s only dreamed about, far from Bark Bay!
QUEEN This is the start of something wonderful!
THE BIRD But here, now — you’re Gertrude. You just can’t leave
This performance, you must stay stay here until
It ends, so me and my friends can go back!
TEDDY JASPER You’re mistaken. I don’t think you’re mother
Will be Gertrude, now or ever again.
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TEDDY JASPER A star in the making, I’m telling you!
RUNE And how, exactly, is her star gonna shine,
If she doesn’t complete her role, help end
This play, and get us back into our world?
TEDDY JASPER How weak is your imagination, boy!
Haven’t you heard that the world is a stage?
THE BIRD Now you’re quoting a different play, pal.